You've been dreaming for years and it's finally
time to buy your new Harley Davidson motorcycle.
Get ready for a new life full of cool friends
with poor personal hygiene and drunken brawls
over who spent the most money on chrome,
and who has modified their bike to have the most
uncomfortable riding position.
At Harley Davidson we're proud to deliver 1947
technology at 2010 prices.
Take these Springer motorcycles for example...
beautiful aren't they?
Well, they have the same suspension as this
1950's bike.
That's heritage. That's tradition.
That's an obsolete form of suspension,
and we're going to charge you extra for it.
Harley-davidson has always been an advocate
of motorcycle safety.
We have a huge selection of bandanas with
our logo emblazoned into them.
These bandanas have been endorsed by the Hell's
Angels and the American Organ Transplantation
Association.
Don't worry about that,
because you're going to look like a total bad ass.
With foreign motorcycle companies is developing
better bikes than us,
we have been able to come up with some great
new names for the same old product.
Like Extra-Soft-Tail-Deluxe-Hyper-Glide
American Bald-Eagle Historical Limited
VXFR 1200 Patriot Flaming-Skull-Edition.
Confusing right?
But at the same time,
totally bad ass.
This is a Harley-Davidson motorcycle.
This is heritage. This is tradition.
And this... is the most reliable bike on
our showroom floor.
This has been brought to you by the foundation
to make Erik Buell feel just a tiny bit better about
getting royally screwed by Harley Davidson.