This is my single son Brian.
Does your mom do this a lot?
So... you want to see my tits?
I figured that was it!
Did you two have a nice chat?
Yes. There's one thing we both like!
They are getting married for sure!
Why are all the cute ones gay?
She thinks he's...!
Well he does dress awefull nice.
And those pictures of Michelangelo's
David all over the shower curtain!
Maybe I shouldn't have let him join the cub scouts!
'Cause all those boys alone in the woods, anything can happen!
Here at Gay-Be-Gone, we can knock the gay clean out of him!
With Christ's love and mercy, of course.
My son is a good person. He deserves to be happy!
I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would be
thrilled to marry a man like Brian!
But we don't know any gay men!
I have a delivery for Mae Davis.
Where did you meet your boyfriend?
You know... the internet.
Are there a lot of homosexual men at the Internet?
I don't think this is a good idea.
We are staying until we find someone for Brian!
How do these gay men meet each other
if they won't even crack a smile?
Oh my God! What do we have here?
I know karate!
If I can face down the Daughters of the Confederacy,
I can certainly win over a couple of stuffy homosexuals!
Mom! What are you doing?
I want you to be happy!
Laugh out loud, thrilled to be alive, smiling all the time happy.
And if this world won't give you the things you want:
Love. Kids. A family.
Then I am going to change the world,
because I will not let it change you!
We're looking for a husband for Brian, not...
Look at his heiney!