Cliff Hanger hanging from a cliff
and that’s why he’s called Cliff Hanger!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Today’s adventure, episode 445.
Cliff Hanger, the Pheasant, and the Phone.
We find Cliff Hanger where we left him last …
... hanging from a cliff.
Can’t hold on much longer!
Suddenly, Cliff notices a pheasant on the cliff above him.
Hello. Oh, hey Phil.
I’m on a cliff. Can you hear me? Hello … Can you hear… Yeah.
Cliff reaches into his backpack and extracts his Survival Manual.
Using his phenomenal decoding skills Cliff begins to read.
If you see a pheasant talking to his friend Phil on his cell phone,
ask him if you might borrow the phone
to call the Get Me Off This Cliff Help Line: 555 – CLIFF.
Excuse me, might I borrow you phone to call the Get Me Off This Cliff Help Line?
I got to go. Guy hanging off the cliff needs my phone.
Sure you can borrow my phone but first I have to show you something very interesting.
Look, the word ‘pheasant’ begins with the ‘ph’ sound … f … pheasant ...
Yeah … that’s very interesting.
Now if you don’t mind...
Love saying it. Pheasant, pheasant.
You should try it. Pheasant.
If the pheasant asks you to say the word ‘pheasant,’ say it.
Pheasant!
Very good.
Now how about phone.
Yes, exactly. The word ‘phone’ starts with the ‘ph’ sound too. Phone.
Is this it? Is Cliff going to fall from the cliff?
Might I have the phone now, please?
Of course.
Using his expert touch tone skills Cliff calls the helpline number.
Hello. Welcome to the Get Me Off This Cliff Help Line.
This call may be monitored for quality assurance.
If you want help getting off the cliff, please press or say: one.
If you want to take advantage of any of our other exciting offers, press or say: two.
Mmm ... exciting offers. One, one!
Please hold while we track your phone’s location.
I’m on hold.
No problem. Take your time.
We have pinpointed your phone’s location and can get you off that cliff in less than 15 seconds.
If you want to accept this offer press or say: one. If you do not …
One, one!
… a rescue specialist will be arriving shortly. Have a nice day!
Is this it? Will Cliff Hanger finally be getting off the cliff?
Ehm … may I have my phone back, please?
Oh sure, thanks.
No, not the pheasant. Me! Phooey!
And that’s why he’s called Cliff Hanger.
Can’t hold on much longer.